This is the Spider Farmer 3 x 3 Grow Tent - a 90cm x 90cm x 180cm monolith of engineering brilliance for anyone looking to grow healthy, vibrant plants indoors.

• Measures 0.9m x 0.9m x 1.8m
• Free UK Delivery
• Quality Zipper
• Mesh Vents
• Lightproof Technology
• 1680D Oxford Fabric
• Power Plug Ports
• Heavy Duty Zippers
• Adjustable Ventilation Ports
• 0.8mm Thick Poles

For NASA Tomatoes.

Let’s start with the build, because Spider Farmer didn’t just throw some fabric over sticks and call it a day. No, they’ve gone all out. The tent is wrapped in 1680D Oxford cloth, which, in non-technical terms, is like kevlar for plants. It’s thick, durable, and absolutely refuses to let light leak out. Inside, it’s lined with highly reflective diamond-patterned Mylar - imagine NASA foil but angrier - bouncing every photon of precious grow light directly onto your chlorophyll-hungry crops.

Premium Quality.

That light-proofing isn’t just marketing waffle either. The zippers - custom-designed SBS jobbies - glide open smoother than a Swiss bank transaction, and when closed, they form a seal tighter than a tax inspector’s smile. Spider Farmer have even sewn in an extra layer of shading cloth along the zip line, meaning light stays in, and your nosy neighbours stay out.

Structurally, the Spider Farmer 3 x 3 Grow Tent is a tank. We’re talking steel poles — 16mm thick - connected by reinforced corner pieces that snap together with a satisfying click and hold firm under pressure. You could probably swing from it, though I wouldn’t advise testing that theory unless your name is Tarzan and you enjoy lawsuits. The frame supports not only the heavy Oxford fabric but also all the gadgets you're inevitably going to cram in - fans, lights, carbon filters, maybe even a Bluetooth speaker if your basil prefers Beethoven.

Feature Packed

Now, let’s address usability. This isn’t a box that fights back. Assembly is... dare I say it... fun. The labeled frame poles and corner pieces snap together in minutes, and the whole thing feels like it was designed by someone who’s actually used one before — because it was. Spider Farmer isn’t some faceless factory outfit. This kit was created by growers, for growers, which means it’s full of the kinds of clever touches only seasoned green-thumbs would think to include.

Inside you’ll find mesh ventilation ports for passive airflow, adjustable ducting ports for inline fans, and even cable sleeves for tidy wire management. It’s like the Apple of grow tents, only more rugged and significantly less smug. Oh, and the removable waterproof tray at the bottom? Absolute genius. Because let’s be honest — you will spill something eventually.

Compact Footprint. Sturdy Build. 

Size-wise, the 3 x 3 footprint is perfect for most home growers. It comfortably accommodates 3 to 6 full-sized plants - from veg to flower - without turning your living space into a jungle. It even fits into larger closets for those who prefer to grow on the down-low. And despite its compact footprint, it doesn’t skimp on yield. Used right, this tent will reward you with a harvest to make your local greengrocer weep.

To top it all off, it weighs a sturdy 10.5 kilograms and packs down neatly into a 90 x 28 x 14 cm box - ideal for storage or shipping. You could even stash it in a cupboard when not in use, though frankly, it looks so good you might want to leave it out on display like a giant, glowing monolith of horticultural dominance.

Grow Smart. Grow Strong. Grow Spider Farmer.

The Spider Farmer 3 x 3 Grow Tent is not just another tent. It’s a smart, rugged, expertly-designed fortress for your plants. Whether you’re growing tomatoes, herbs, or something a little more medicinal, this tent delivers climate control, discretion, and optimal light efficiency in one gloriously black-and-orange package.

Grow smart. Grow strong. Grow Spider Farmer.