The Spider Farmer 0.7m x 0.7m x 1.6m Grow Tent - a fully enclosed, light-sealed, climate-controlling miracle of modern horticulture.

• Measures 0.7m x 0.7m x 1.6m
• Free UK Delivery
• Quality Zipper
• Mesh Vents
• Lightproof Technology
• 1680D Oxford Fabric
• Power Plug Ports
• Heavy Duty Zippers
• Adjustable Ventilation Ports
• 0.8mm Thick Poles

Super Stealthy. Super Funcional.

Meet the Spider Farmer 0.7m x 0.7m x 1.6m Grow Tent - a fully enclosed, light-sealed, climate-controlling miracle of modern horticulture. This is the kind of gear that makes you feel like you’re growing more than plants. You feel like you’re operating a botanical mission control centre.

Now, don’t let its modest footprint fool you. Yes, it’s “just” 70cm by 70cm wide, and yes, it tops out at 1.6m tall. But Spider Farmer, being the absolute boffins they are, have squeezed more functionality and raw utility into this grow tent than most people get out of an entire greenhouse. It’s ideal for beginners or anyone operating in, let’s say, spatially challenged environments - closets, corners, or that weird bit of floor behind the sofa.

Premium Quality.

Inside, you can run 4 small plants or 2 medium ones, all the way from the sprightly innocence of seedling to the full, leafy grandeur of flowering. It’s also brilliant as a clone or propagation tent, so whether you’re multiplying mint or going full Frankenstein with tomato cuttings, the Spider Farmer grow tent is your ally.

But it’s not just about space. It’s about what Spider Farmer has done with it.

First up: the tent material. This isn’t some saggy bit of polyester pretending to be useful. Oh no. This is 1680D (or 2000D if you want the upgrade) Oxford fabric - thick, triple-layered, water-resistant and completely impervious to light. It’s the horticultural equivalent of blackout curtains in a five-star hotel. Not a photon escapes. And that’s exactly what you want because light control means growth control, and growth control means… well, lots of lovely plants.

Diamond Reflectivity. Stolen From NASA (maybe)

Inside, it gets even cleverer. The walls are lined with Diamond Reflective Mylar, which sounds like something stolen from NASA. In practice, it means light bounces around like it’s had one too many espressos, making sure every square inch of leaf gets its fair share. Efficiency? Maxed out.

Now let’s talk structure. The frame is made from 16mm metal poles, which are chunky enough to survive an accidental shoulder barge and still keep standing. And thanks to custom Spider Farmer connectors, it doesn’t wobble like a folding table at a village fete. This is solid, stable, and secure.

Strong Zippers. Cool Observation Window.

Getting in and out is where the Spider Farmer attention to detail really shines. The custom-crafted zippers run smoothly, don’t snag, and - crucially - don’t leak light. The shading cloth behind them is expertly sewn in, giving you a full blackout seal every time you close up shop. No need to faff with duct tape or hope for the best.

They’ve even thrown in user-friendly extras: a removable floor tray for easy cleanup, tool storage bags, controller-hanging ropes, and observation windows so you can peek at your plant babies without disturbing their Zen. Oh, and ventilation ports that retract with satisfying precision. Everything about this tent says, “I was designed by people who actually grow things - not by someone who once kept a cactus alive in college.”

Maximise Your Grow Efficiency

The Spider Farmer 0.7m x 0.7m x 1.6m Grow Tent isn’t just a piece of equipment—it’s a microclimate, a fortress, a perfectly tuned growth chamber wrapped in tough, light-tight fabric. Whether you’re a rookie or a seasoned indoor grower, this tent will make your life easier, your plants healthier, and your results more impressive.

You want a grow tent that’s stable, breathable, lightproof, durable, and convenient? You want Spider Farmer. Obviously.