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Advanced Nutrients - Tasty Terp*nes

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Advanced Nutrients Tasty Terp*nes.

The nutrient formally known as Nirvana. It's so good we have to hide it.

 

  • Increased Flavours
  • Enhance Aromas 
  • No Nasties
  • Boost Resin Production
  • Incredible Flavours
  • Next-Day UK Delivery
  • Stronger Heavier Flowers
  • Stimulates Plant Development

 

Tasty Terp*nes. By Advanced Nutrients. 

If you’ve ever looked at your flowering crop and thought, “That’s... fine,” then Tasty Terp*nes from Advanced Nutrients is about to kick down the greenhouse door and show you what excellence actually looks - and smells - like.

This isn’t a gimmick. It’s not a sugar-coated booster with a fancy label. Advanced Nutrients Tasty Terp*nes is a scientifically engineered, 100% organic bloom enhancer built by people who live and breathe indoor growing - from those humble cupboard operations to full-on fruiting factories. And if you want to unlock the full potential of your flowering plants, this is the weapon of choice. 



Dave Grohl Made Them Change The Name. 

So what’s actually in the bottle? Well, quite a bit more than you might expect. Tasty Terp*nes goes far beyond your average bloom booster. At its core, you’ll find enzymatically-hydrolysed whey protein. And no, that’s not something out of a bodybuilder’s breakfast. It’s a refined, pre-digested form of protein where the critical L-form amino acids - like cysteine and tryptophan - are preserved thanks to a gentle enzymatic process.

Most manufacturers nuke these with acid, destroying the very compounds your plants actually need. But Advanced Nutrients Tasty Terp*nes? It keeps the important stuff intact, fuelling floral development from deep inside the plant’s metabolic engine.

It's not true about the Dave Grohl thing.....



Premium Ingredients. Premium Flavours.

The formulation also includes bat guano, which is as rich in nutrients as it is in agricultural legend. This naturally occurring miracle of evolution is packed with nitrogen, nucleic acids, trace minerals and proteins - all rapidly absorbed and immediately useful. And because the team behind Advanced Nutrients Tasty Terp*nes understands that not all growth happens underground, they’ve added a blend of Chilean soap bark and yucca extract - two natural surfactants that break down the surface tension of liquids and drastically improve nutrient uptake. Whether it's via roots or leaves, what you feed is what they get.



A Banquet for Your Rootzone.

But that’s just the start. Enter azomite - a rare volcanic mineral deposit containing nearly every element on the periodic table. We're talking calcium, magnesium, zinc, copper, iron, molybdenum, and even the kind of trace elements you didn’t know your plants were craving. This isn’t just nutrition - it’s a periodic banquet for your root zone.



Super Easy to Use. 

To make sure your crop can actually use all this, Tasty Terp*nes also delivers humic and fulvic acids, extracted from rich veins of leonardite. These organic acids increase nutrient bioavailability, improve cell permeability, and turbocharge nutrient transport. The result? Bigger blooms, thicker stalks, and the kind of aromatic intensity that’ll make your grow room feel like a botanical perfumery.

Let’s not forget compatibility - Advanced Nutrients Tasty Terp*nes plays nicely with all media types, whether you're growing in soil, coco, or hydroponics. It's also fully integrated with pH Perfect base nutrients and, for those running more eclectic systems, it’ll work with competitors' setups too.



Serious Performance Enhancer.

Apply it at 2ml per litre during the bloom phase, and watch as your garden transforms from "good enough" to wow. The stalks get stronger, the flowers bulk up, and the aroma intensifies in a way that feels almost unnatural - except it's all organic.

This is more than just a terp*ne booster. Advanced Nutrients Tasty Terp*nes is a performance enhancer for every cell in your plant. If you're serious about quality, aroma, and output, then it belongs in your nutrient line-up. Anything less, and you’re just growing by numbers.



Why Are You Writing Terp*nes?

That's a great question. The last time we added this product our banking provider shut our account down. It took us ages to find out what the problem was but it turns out it was that word. Terp*nes. 

Could it be that this nutrient is so powerful that the government want to shut it down? We're not sure. But maybe..... 




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